that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
foreskin is a definite game changer
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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