Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think your dad took our porno
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
