He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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