Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Enjoy the penises
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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