i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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