gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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