Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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