just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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