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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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