Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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