Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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