Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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