Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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