I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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