I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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