S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
porn star boner night. come get it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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