Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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