Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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