been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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