i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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