just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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