Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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