Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Holy sore nipples Batman
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Randomize
