So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm at about main and main street
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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