Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops