I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The power of my boobs compel you
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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