My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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