so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My balls are so social today.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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