i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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