So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
How does one acquire holy water?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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