Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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