I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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