shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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