very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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