if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it hurts more in the daytime
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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