I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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