just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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