girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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