So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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