dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
don't judge my taste in strippers
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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