Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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