Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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