How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Hippo gnu deer
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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