dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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