Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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