Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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