this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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