is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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