Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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