U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
