There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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