we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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